I walked into the office and had to sit in this spinny chair so i could keep myself preoccupied. I failed miserably. I felt really light headed and I was probably whiter then Capser. They finally took me in the back room to be put on IV so I would stop having a panic attack.
this lady named Nicole took me to the back room and I was hoping she would shoot me or something so I wouldnt get my teeth yanked out of my head, but unfortunately she didn't. She told me to sit in the chair, so I followed orders. She sat on this little rolly chair and scooted towards me. She grabbed a tray that had all these tools that looked really scary so I closed my eyes and put my hands over them just incase I were to open them for any reason. She asked me to get my hands off my eyes so she could put the blood pressure monitor (you helped me with that word) and also to put this weird clampy thing on my finger. She also hooked up these circle things on my chest that had colorful wires connecting to this machine that sounded like a lawn mower.
Then she hooked me up to this oxygen thing that wrapped around my head and my nose so I could breath, cause I guess i'm not capable of doing it for myself? She started talking to me about Justing timberlake and I wanted to stuff my sock in her mouth and see what'd she had to say about that. I kept my eyes closed and tried to tone out her stupid voice. She would ask me about school and about my life, and personal questions too. It was really awkward. Then she decided to ask me what medication I was taking. I told her that all of them I could not pronounce. She started laughing as if I was kidding or just plain stupid, I'm really not sure, i didn't ask. She looked at my chart and her eyes got big. She named off all of them.
I just rolled my eyes.
All of the sudden I heard this noise that sounded like a dying video game, and my oxygen, blood pressure thing, the thing on my finger and the circles on my chest shut off. She looked at me and laughed as if I did it or something. I looked at her and just grinned, I didn't really know what to do. I was freaking out. She said it does this all the time, I was about to piss my pants right there and then. Finally Dr douche monkey walked in with a huge smile on his face. He had this white coat on trying to be all official. He had those weird shoe covers on his feet, and I tried to procrastinate and asked if I could get a pair. He started laughing, as if I was trying to crack a joke.
he came back and put them over my vans and oddly enough I got really excited. Then he told me about what he was going to do, and I got kind of angry and just said I know he was going to rip out my teeth and I was ready to roll. He laughed, again. He grabbed the IV and put it in my arm. I got all foggy minded and passed out after a minute to nicole talking yet again about Justin. Thank god for the IV.
After the procedure was done, I would not wake up for like and hour. My mom was freaking out apparently, they were going to take me to the hospital but then I woke up. I started talking about weird things and my mom was taking pictures of me which she has as her screen saver on just about everything that has the option to have screen savers. Lovely I know.
I went home and my mom made me a vanilla or chocolate milk shake every hour.
she got me in her bed, because it has a TV in it, and I started watching the hills. She tried to take off my shoe covers and my shoes and I almost kicked her. She gave me a vikodin and I passed out and slept until like 5. I woke up to my shoes off. I was upset but whatever.
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