She thinks she is really funny, and she tries to be like me. She doesn't understand sarcasm, so she obviously has no idea how to joke around really. She gets offended easily on top of it.
She decided to put cameras all over the outside of the house, and it's really freaky. She watches the tapes of the day on a monitor at the end of the day, and I guess she is really excited about this new "hobby" she has.
The across the street neighbor HATES flamingos and my mom. So what does my mom do? She buys at least 30 plastic flamingos. She did this last summer too, but she bought more be cause "they weren't as pink anymore because of the sun". I think its pretty funny. She has called the cops on my mom because she parked the car on the side walk separating the drive way and the street, if you know what i mean. and then the cops came and they almost gave her a ticket. but since my parents are technically still married, and my step dad is a cop she got off easy.
she then yelled "No ticket SUSAN!" she hates when people call her that. She has more then 30 motor cycles, instead of adding on to her house, she added two other garages attached to hers so she could fit all of them. They all just sit there. There is even one "on display" in her house. She is such a weird lady. She hates dogs and made a pond in her back yard as well.
She has a cat and she didn't even name it, WHO does that? Susan that's who.

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